sl33pproof:

quail1990:

Perfection

He’s like, “We were prepared for everything except the goddamn poodles.”


Parks and Recreaction + GPOY


yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

ourlovelyloki-rp-and-ask:

miss-out-of-my-way:

yesiamthehumantardis:

hoping-it-meant-more:

lunalove25:

heroceaneye:

I am weirdly attracted to older guys.

And by older guys I mean 50+

I mean.

WHAT (50+)

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THE (200+)

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HELL (300+)

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?????

OLD IS BETTER LET’S JUST ALL ACCEPT IT AND CONTINUE OUR FLAILING

Everything gets finer with age

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900+ (just saying)

*Reblogs again shamelessly*

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1000+ (and a little shitty just for good measure)

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Older than the Earth itself


nerdy-whovian:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

VIVA LA PLUTO, MOTHERFUCKERS



lisaedelstein:

i feel like these two tweets sum up my life in a nutshell

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lediableaquatre:

josefintonks:

improbablenormality:

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

"At this time of year, the residents of Gävle, Sweden have one big question on their minds: Will the goat burn?"

I remember a year when it didn’t burn down to the ground and my family and I decided to make our own smaller version and burn that one. It felt like a sacrifice to the yulegoat. Without it burning, it does not feel like Christmas. Without it burning, Sweden will fall.It needs to burn, it really needs to burn

….I…I…what

lediableaquatre:

josefintonks:

improbablenormality:

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

"At this time of year, the residents of Gävle, Sweden have one big question on their minds: Will the goat burn?"

I remember a year when it didn’t burn down to the ground and my family and I decided to make our own smaller version and burn that one. It felt like a sacrifice to the yulegoat. Without it burning, it does not feel like Christmas. Without it burning, Sweden will fall.
It needs to burn, it really needs to burn

….I…I…what


urtube:

phoebefatcat123:

urtube:

ottercake:

urtube:

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

Umm isn’t that 1594? I’m confused.

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in


anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.
It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.

It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.